Beetlemania witnessed by women's car insurer

Girlmotor.com are colouring women's car insurance good and proper. Unlike VW who are colouring it bad. Girlmotor.com are bringing tasteful tones of women's car insurance into the lives of girl motorists. VW are banking on the crazed few to add to sales. Girlmotor.com are bringing cheap women's car insurance to the masses. VW are removing Michael from many a clueless car insuring woman. Girlmotor.com is where women's car insurance is it - VW isn't. Anyhow, one of Girlmotor.com's tribe of car insuring women has spilt the following ink over this blank writing canvas...

If The VW Golf Colour Concept served as a harsh lesson in how not to do it, then The VW Polo Harlequin was the rule-breaking gobby kid from detention flicking the V's at the headmaster whilst simultaneously mooning at him. Clearly a hard act to follow, the VW Beetle has completed its homework girlfriends and is putting on a good show all of its own. To a class that are so special they have their own separate school building.

But to what subject are we referring? Art class. Colours, patterns, fancy brush strokes.you know the sort of things girls. The woven thread of patterns that should be the preserve of the twee aprons/table cloths that were stored somewhere in home economics. And where they were meant to see out the remainder of their natural. But no. VW, who if you didn't know provide the people with the peoples car, are now providing grown ups with children's cars. Girlmotor.com kids you not car insuring women.

In case you were under any illusion that the style and presentation of the new generation Beetle and Beetle convertible were as distinct, and as automotively abstract, as it had any right to be.Vee-Dub is cock-a-hoots to announce the arrival at the school gates of something adhesive to make your Beetle that extra special. And in doing so take the word customise, to a whole new level. Going under the banner of Beetle Art, the new VW grafitti'd portfolio comprises four uniquely commissioned designs created by contemporary artists and illustrators. And is marketed with those that seek something more distinctive and individual in mind. The sort that your teacher told you to steer well clear of in the playground from what I recall car insuring women.

So, Girlmotor.com enquires whether it's really that much of a bad thing? And the result was a landslide victory. To neither side, as, according to the consumer champions whose job it is to ram a clipboard up your nostril outside of Top Shop, some 47% of new Beetle driving women car insurers gave big thumbs up when asked if they agreed with the following statement. 'I like cars with distinctive styling'. Restoring our faith in womanhood though, and only 20% of non-Beetle owners shared the same worrying mentality. Similarly, 31 per cent of the Priory's day-boarding Beetle owners want their car to be an expression of their personality, which contrasts with just eight per cent of all other reasonably untroubled drivers once again.

Which hippy-sh*t leads us a merry, mesmerising dance to the flap of the artistes tents. As Girlmotor.com asks just who the culprits are. Jamie Cullen is a primer mover and sprayer, and his adaptation is entitled 'Mud Splats'. And if intricate montages of birds, lions and flowers, within the shape of muddy sprays on the side of the car, feature highly on your vehicular wish-list then his is just the paint job for you. Inspired by the theory that dirt on a car can look beautiful, Jamie has ruined the thought by daubing his own crap all over its panels. Well done Jamie.

Mibo is a wallpaper specialist, like Do It All; and therefore has designed a bold bird and flower pattern for the beetle and given it the name 'Taking Flight'. Her works are normally seen in high-end department stores such as Liberty and Habitat, yet she says she looks forward to spotting it on roadsides where girl motorists are receiving a good beating.

Steve Wilson has produced a study called 'Chasing Rainbows'. As well he might now his career has plumbed depths like this. Opting for something a little more colourful, customers may consider his compilation of rainbows, butterflies and flowers illustrative of their outlook on life. Until they notice on closer inspection that they've been lashed on the side of the Beetle in psychedelic pinks, greens and yellows.

Finally, the Dutch surrealist artist, Parra, has spent time developing a unique 'It's All Mine' design to reinforce the 'love affair' owners have with their New Beetles. A good use of his creative day until you realise it comprises of hearts and the word 'Mine' along the panels in large-print letters.

Construction-wise, the decals themselves are made of durable long-lasting vinyl and are guaranteed for three years. That's three years of road hostilities remember car insuring women. Once fitted they can be treated as normal paintwork, though jet washing is not advised. At resale (you're joking aren't you?) or when the customer wishes to change the look of the car (like the moment they get home) they can be removed without the paintwork being affected.

Each of the four designs can be purchased from a Volkswagen UK retailer as a whole, or for individual body panels to create a subtle or bolder look. Prices start from £45 (Inc VAT and fitting) for an individual front or rear panel, and rise to £220 (Inc VAT and fitting) for a full set. Whatsmore, a new microsite has been launched at Beetle Art where prospective customers can configure their desired car in a colour, bodystyle and with a design of their choice. Inbetween therapy sessions.

Which signals a summer of love for all us girlmotorists, and a long, hot summer of Beetle-based infestation, followed by a winter of discontent for delusional Vee-Dub owners.

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Date - 15/09/2006