Women car insurers mock fuel-less Men.

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"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha".sorry. "Ho, hum, ho, hum, ho, hum, ho, hum". Er, sorry again. It seems girl motorists can't control themselves for laughing. "Tee hee, tee hee, tee hee, tee hee".As my dear mum would enquire at this point - "Are you lacking something darling?" No mother. But I know many people who are. Men specifically seem to be missing something important. Fuel mainly. Smarty-pants male drivers are overlooking the stark-staringly obvious according to another survey. This time involving petroleum products. Maybe their fathers, or elder brothers should have passed down such stories of legend to them when they were still in short trousers. Not only are men prone to run out of fuel whilst driving, sorry, stuttering somewhere, but they're also more likely to have put the wrong grade of fuel in, providing they remembered to put the right/wrong fuel in, in the first place. Confusing isn't it? Well, no. Not to girl motorists, who know that it couldn't be simpler. Men's corroding cells being what they are, then, I guess we can sympathise. Yeah, right.

Those that rescue stranded (Fuel-drained males) motorists at the roadside, Green something-or-other, are laughing their luminous jackets clean off at Brit's and our fuelling habits. Our boyfriends fuelling habits any road. They say that out of almost 4000 surveyed, half had run out of petrol or diesel. More than 1 in 10 male (Ok, and a few females) have topped up their motor with the wrong type of fuel; and at least 50% of those caused so much damage to their system in the process, it cost them £125 to put right. Yet it's MEN. That's right girl motorists - MEN, that are more prone to put diesel into a petrol car, or vica versa. Like, how stupid can you be? 14% proof stupid as it was those questioned, who turned a rosier-cheeked shade of pink when tackled over the issue. Whereas only a nominal 10% of women car insurers admitted a slack moment, that wouldn't happen again.

Of those failing to top-up their tanks in time to stave off coming to an abrupt, fuel-bereft halt, guess who were presented with the pointy headgear emblazoned with the letter D? Yup - thicko men again. 52% of the weaker sex confessed their motoring sins, compared to a meagre 42% of women car insurers making the same (Easily forgiven) mistake. Naturally, men haven't achieved this level of incompetence once. Oh no. They enjoyed it so much they effortlessly re-enacted their stupidity 3 or 4 further times. Hardly surprising when more than 1 in 20 of us UK citizens travel on every last drop of fuel to test exactly how far they can get before the petrol warning light diminishes; a challenge that would indeed, challenge the intellect of a gnat.

For every fool, there's a motoring saddo though, rest assured girl motorists. You've seen the sort whilst on the road. The ones that have fuel consumption chart stickers on their rear windows, and usually drive ageing Japanese estate cars. And almost always - male in appearance. A paranoid 9% fill up as soon as the gauge nudges the half tank dash graphic, just to be on the safe side of course. The safe side of marginally interesting. A place called dull. You never know the moment do you? No. You certainly don't. Oh dear, women car insurers have an Achilles heel. Is that the Jimmy Choo variety? Anyway, something to do with women car insurers, two thirds of whom struggle in a vain attempt to get their petrol caps removed on garage forecourts. But they all argued that that's why they leave the re-fuelling to their blokes. In theory. One third of those cross-examined stress that they'd see their bottoms (Whether they were too big in those jeans or not) if their partner ran out of petrol. 86% whispered that they'd be embarrassed by the exact same incident occurring.

All the fun and games ended when Nigel Charlesworth of Green Flag party-pooped with this; "It's surprising so many people are still running out of petrol, when most modern cars have indicators that warn we are running low. Filling up with the wrong fuel is more common than you would think, as this research shows. It's a costly mistake so, even if we are in a rush; we should pay attention at the service station." Especially if you're male Mr. Charlesworth. Who went on to say; "More than 20,000 Green Flag call outs each year are down to motorists running out of fuel. Thankfully with one call, our customers can get help straight away." He concluded without the merest hint of product placement.

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Date - 15/09/2006