Women's car insurer put their necks on the (finishing) line.

Question; "What's the fastest way to a women's car insuring heart guys?"

Is it, like women's car insurers Girlmotor.com think you'll say - a bottle of cheap Lambrini and a quick grope somewhere out of sight?

Or maybe, Girlmotor.com, the women's car insurers, are nearer the spot when guessing you'll say darts night down at the 'Chundering Squirrel'; with all your Best mates bellies on parade and a pie and mash supper thrown in? Tempting, but alas no.

If, say women's cheap car insurers - Girlmotor.com - you're not still living in your mothers box room, have posters of Jakki Degg attached to the walls of, and a Scaletrix track wrapped around your brain, then chances are you're more than aware that the aforementioned alone won't necessarily ingratiate you to your chosen women's car insuring target. If on the other hand you dangled a few glistening rocks in close proximity to our women's car insuring happy boat-races, (although managing to keep your fetid breath at a torso-defying safe distance away) then you could be ringing your mother and telling her your bed will still be made in the morning. And quite possibly, with the help of your women's car insuring acquaintance - getting your rocks off.

Especially so if said sparklies are grand prix circuit shaped in appearance. Some positively barking Italians jewellery designers going by the name of Circuiti.org (seen what they've done there? The 'i' stuck on the end of Circuit? Clever or what?) have manufactured necklaces, pendants and assorted other glitzy body-based paraphernalia in the shape of famous Grand Prix circuits. A girls best friend, constructed to look like a girls second best friend. You've got to hand it to these Italian dudes; they sure as hell know what a girl wants. And in the famously trotted out to musical accompanying words of Miss C Aguilera - 'What a girl wants, is what a girl gets'. And boy, do we want to get our mitts on these. Anyway, anyway, Circuiti.org have recreated some of the most famous, and instantly recognisable world race venues, (if you stare at our chests long enough boys) such as Monza and Imola in Italy (so Circuiti don't have to venture too far-a-field for research purposes) aswell as nipping across the border to Monaco and Le Mans, when jewellery-hatching time afforded them such luxury. The Catalunya, Misano and the Rijeka MotoGP circuits also get in on the stone-chipping action too, providing both the inspiration and general zig zagged appearance for stunning chokers, bracelets and key fobs.

Available in steel and white gold, the entry level track-trickery kick starts at £44 quid. Which gets you a steel keyring. And the person who showered you with such a thoughtful gift, a slap for his troubles. Had he handed over the diamond encrusted, white gold Monza Pole Position bracelet, complete with ruby clasps (after parting with £3700 nickel) then you'd overlook his facial difficulties and breeding-primed breath and have warmed to him so much sooner. And ultimately helped him discover route 1 to your heart. The most rapid way to women's car insurance is, as you know, giving Girlmotor.com a ring; (of the telephonic variety) and asking nicely for 'women's car insurance please'. Women's car insuring moments later, you'll be taking the chequered flag in the race for the best women's car insurance in class.

Date - 15/09/2006