Women's car insurer that doesn't charge through the roof!

Most normal women car insurers who want to see what the skies are doing above, recline their front seats and awkwardly peer through their sunroofs. Always advisable to involve yourself in this - my women car insuring girlfriends - example of 'show and tell' when your car comes to a halt mind. But of course these days, with aircon and climate control being omnipresent, only poor people driving old, naff cars have what were technically labelled, and to address them correctly - sunshine roofs. If you, as a sun-worshipping women's car insurer, really enjoy coming across to casual observers as stupid, you could always bring your car to another temporary halt, alight said motor vehicle, and tilt your head upwards - that way ascertaining exactly what the climatical script is. Then again, this instigates the initially mocking casual observers to adopt the same neck manoeuvre, and dogs too. If they could. Someone once told me dogs can't look up, not sure whether this is factually accurate, perhaps some women car insurer can write in and let me know.

If none of the above appeals to you, there is an alternative women car insurers. A slightly more expensive one at £15,995 on the (lay-by at the side of the) road. But at least investing in this will mean side-stepping chiropractors and neck-braces, and vexed canines, which can only be a good thing. Included in the price is a car. A Vauxhall one, but a car neverthemore. The Astra GTC Sport Hatch comes with a panoramic windscreen you see. Which means you can look up to the heavens above without stepping out of your motor. Something which many call convenience. And it's heat-absorbent too. Branded as the perfect car for the British summer, it has variable speed windscreen wipers. With an almost limitless windscreen means that eagle-eyed occupants can be primed for the merest hint of those treacherous picnic-buggering downpours. Which is fantastic news for those that like to travel with hampers in their boots. The panoramic screen sweeps up and beyond the place where conventional windscreens give up the ghost and turn into roofs. If ye God's are shining down on you, don't believe this has anything to do with your purchase, as the sun often comes out between June and August. Only not in this country. In the unlikely event, Vauxhall have made contingency plans. In the form of a, wait for it, blind! A blind that can be pulled forward to provide some respite from the harmful ultra violet rays. They don't rest on their laurels do Vauxhall. The first 500 punters who register their passing interest in the GTC with the built-in conservatory area will be duly rewarded. As the £15,995 Panoramic is based on 1.8Sri, but is currently on offer for a whole £5 less.

Yet it boats over £1000 worth of extra features. All for a fiver. Like 18" five-spoke alloys, aircon, ESP, a trip computer and front fogs. Colour wise, you have a choice. Don't get too excited though, it's between 3 variants - Flame Red, Black Sapphire, or Star Silver. And if its zippy performance you want, then you better resign yourself to the fact that 'these panoramic roofs are all they're cracked up to be'. The GTC's 123bhp, 1.8 litre engine isn't going to set the world alight exactly. Good for 124mph and a 0 - 60 time of 10 seconds dead are hardly scorching, but then again it does return a combined fuel consumption of 35.8mpg. Which is fairly useful if you're one of those frugal types who like to work out petrol bills at the end of the month. And partake in reconstructions of famous historical battles. You know who you are. And this women's car insurer knows your identity too. In fact Girlmotor.com are familiar with the identity of thousands of women car insurers who choose the winning car insuring option of letting Girlmotor.com arrange their policies, season in, season out. Best take the plunge now, as once this 500 have scarpered, you'll need to fork out £850 for the panoramic roof (available across the Sport Hatch range) as it will only be available as an optional extra.

Date - 15/09/2006